Bathroom | Blog | Kim Skinner | Jacksonville Author

Funny Things You Learn In a Public Bathroom

This morning I was dressing in the gym bathroom as a cute mother and her four-year-old daughter walked in. Upon seeing me she hid shyly, but soon pranced into the stall with her Mommy. I then overheard, “Oh Mommy, I love your pretty panties. Do you want to see mine?”

So many memories flashed through my mind. I remember the time my daughter Ashley noticed, “Mommy, that woman next to us forgot to put on her socks this morning!”

One of my children, probably a son, was indignant about bodily noises. “Somebody forgot to say excuse me!” he would protest.

I still remember the time I was sitting on the potty attempting to nurse my infant while corralling my preschooler in the stall with me. The little rascal escaped by climbing under the door into the next stall. I threatened and begged to no avail. Finally, I jumped up with the infant still attached and confronted amazed onlookers as the door swung open. “Don’t you ever escape like that again!” Embarrassed women snuck out as I composed myself and finally discovered my hiding son.

I’m sure that my husband David has never suffered such indignities. In fact, the only time I can remember was when I asked him to take our firstborn 3-year-old son into the restroom with him at church. During their time together Davis was heard to say, “Daddy you have a really big peepee,” to which David replied, “Well thank you, son.” Evidently, one of the college students was in there with them and I observed him high-fiving David on the way out.

Children have a knack for embarrassing you in even the most vulnerable and delicate of situations. I encourage you to laugh at those moments, even when you feel like crawling into a hole. Keep your sense of humor and you never know what you might learn from the mouths of precious babes in the privy.